Worst Opening Press Release Sentence of the Week

Arrived in my inbox this afternoon (along with three others, rapid-fire, from the same research firm):

BOSTON, MA  August, 21 2008  In the newly released benchmark report, Application Security: Protect Sensitive Data while Improving Compliance, Aberdeen Group, a Harte-Hanks Company (NYSE:HHS), found that on average, Best-in-Class organizations were able to realize a 12x greater decrease in the number of successful application security attacks than Industry Average companies as a direct result of incorporating the right blend of technologies and services as a part of their comprehensive application security strategies.

 

Clearly, the objective of this sorry attempt at written communications is to send journalists screaming into the streets.

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