I’m Guessing They Haven’t Heard of Twitter Apr 2, 2009Posted by magnostic in Media, Weird.
My buddy Mike Z passed along a portion of a job description from a local broadcasting company in upstate NY:
“Expected to log onto the computer on a daily basis and use department electronic mail and message boards to receive and send messages important to the department’s objectives. Also, expected to check mailbox, voice mail and e-mail messages periodically throughout the day.”
I suggest they add the following, just so there’s no gray area: “Upon arrival each day, expected to greet co-workers, proceed to assigned workspace, and sit in chair. Also expected to consume food, drink coffee (or other preferred beverage) and take potty breaks at established intervals throughout the day.”